June 28, 2009

Waxing Poetic

I’ve noticed that a lot of people use these blogs to showcase their “talent” as poets or deep abstract thinkers. I’m not the kind of guy who broods in dark corners lamenting nature’s battle with technology, commiserating with myself over the loss of my horsehound jacket in the rainbow waterfall of youth (see? what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway?).

Remember the note some guy wrote about eating some plums? It got dissected and interpreted by every mood-making literature major seeking meaning in their absent lives. I’ve transcribed it here (without permission) for you to make more of than reasonable.

I have eaten

the plums

that were in

the icebox

and which

you were probably

saving

for breakfast.

Forgive me

they were delicious

so sweet

and so cold.

OK, well, I’d like to take a stab at this “poetry” hogwash. Mine doesn’t mean anything other than what is exactly written, so don’t read anything into it … please! It is in the same style - it’s a “master copy” of that plum thing from above.

I have eaten

your peach

as you

requested

It was

in a word

quite

rotten

You should

get that looked

into

I think I’m sick

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