Open Mic @ The Basement
Sorry for the short notice, but I only just found out. I booked a five-minute stand-up gig for tomorrow night (Thursday, July 2, 2009) at 9 PM. It’s an open mic kind of thing at The Basement. The Basement is literally my basement. I’m pushing the ping-pong table aside and setting up some folding chairs.
It’s my stand-up comedy debut, so if you’re in my basement tomorrow night, be sure to check me out. I only get five minutes, so be on time.
Here’s a taste of what you can expect to hear:
(my opener)
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Liquor” *
“Liquor who?”
“Lick her hoo-haw and she’ll suck your wee-wee!!” **
That’s the kind of blue humor you should be ready for, so if that’s your taste in jokes, I’ll see you there.
* there won’t actually be any liquor served
** there won’t actually be any oral copulation on premises
2 years ago