The Clowns Of The Sea
Pirates are pretty much a joke, right?
Did you ever wonder why about 50% of eye-patch pirates have their patch over their left eye, and the other 50% over their right eye? It’s so their mirror-mime shows are more believable.
History tells us that we should be afraid of pirates. They’ll rape and pillage and steal your pieces of eight. It’s no coincidence that the word “conspiracy” contains the word “piracy”. Sounds like modern-day media scare tactics regarding the ghetto blacks, doesn’t it?
Pirate costumes are ridiculous.
Swashbucklers. Need I say more?
A Public Service Announcement: We’ve been having a lot of fun today making fun of pirates, but what’s no laughing matter is electronic piracy. Stealing music and movies and software is uncool and if you do it, you’re a pirate. Pirates aren’t cool. They’re fags. You don’t want to be a fag, do you? (If you’re reading this and you’re gay, please exchange the word “fag” with “heterosexual Wal-Mart shopper”)
2 years ago