Nice Catch, Sport
The other day when I was walking my dog around the block, I noticed some kids playing in the street. They were tossing the old pigskin and having general kidlike fun. There was one boy, obviously the self-appointed leader, who was educating the other boys on the fine art of football know-it-all. He, like them, was probably ten or eleven, but it was evident that he was far superior in body and ability. An athletic form and a perfect spiral. Taller and handsomer than the rest. And boy oh boy did he know everything there was to know about every player on every team and each skill and deficit. The other boys (wobble-tossers) admired him as much as they were jealous of his sportsman prowess.
I could tell, just from my one experience observing him, that that one boy was someday going to become an absolutely amazing douchebag.
Some would say he already is.
2 years ago