Haiku
I entered a haiku contest over the weekend, but didn’t win. I was so close too. I came second.
Actually, maybe it was sudoku. I always get those two confused.
OK, what’s it called when you lay on a table next to a bunch of other naked guys and some Japanese ladies rub and tug you all with vegetable oil, the place smelling like hot wok ding dong, until the first guy of the bunch makes special sauce?
Is that haiku or sudoku?
Whichever it is, I lost. I came second.
2 years ago