Oh, Fudge!
I bet working in a Fudge Factory is a lot like working in a Fun Factory.
I mean, can you imagine all the jokes that must go around that place? It’s so easy to pretend to swear or to make some double entendres. And nothing is more fun that that!
Like, you can tell your employees to “get the fudge out of here” when they are slow to process the shipping. Or you can tell a hungry female co-worker to “go fudge herself”. Or, like every day when you clock out, you can call it “fudging off”. Or, if you’re off the factory floor, you can tell Johnny to “pack your fudge for you”.
The possibilities are fudging endless!!
It seems the best thing about working in a Fudge Factory is how joyfully passive-aggressive you get to be. Well, that … and all the butt fucking.
2 years ago